Now, for a group of people who ostensibly play Sunday league football presumably as a way of keeping fit, they seem surprisingly unwilling to walk the 50 yards from the car park over the road, instead choosing to park on the grass surrounding the “No [fucking] Parking [obviously you cuntard]” sign.

Now, for a group of people who ostensibly play Sunday league football presumably as a way of keeping fit, they seem surprisingly unwilling to walk the 50 yards from the car park over the road, instead choosing to park on the grass surrounding the “No [fucking] Parking [obviously you cuntard]” sign.

The honour of being named first Massive Turd goes to…

…the massive turd who is letting their dog shit all over the path from Nantwich Station and down onto Brookfield Park.

I know who you are, and where you live. I’ve got enough evidence to go to the police and have you done for your antisocial behaviour, but I’d really rather you just clear up after your massive fucking beast.

If anybody has any further corroborative evidence to present to the police, please post below or tweet me if you want to DM it over in private to @MassiveTurds